Karachi Shorts: humour and satire

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Amazing facts you didn't know about Zulfiqar!

  • Has never lived in Azerbaijan.
  • At the age of 14, his next birthday was widely expected to be 15th.
  • Failed to create a stir in college student community with uncharacteristically self-promotional black T-shirts which were completely blank.
  • Was not considered to play lead against Uma Thurman in the movie Beautiful Girls. According to some critics Thurman did not play lead in that movie, either. In fact, there wasn't a female lead in the film, although a few insiders claim Natalie Portman could be considered a lead, if not for her short role.
  • Named 17th highest scorer in an intelligence test conducted in class 8th in school, out of 20 participants.
  • Has vehemently denied reports of acquaintance with Lætitia Casta.
  • Although shares birth day with Michelangelo the artist, David Gilmour the Floydian, Shaukat Aziz the prime minister, Shaquille O'Neal the basketballer, Gabriel García Márquez the writer, Alan Greenspan the banker and Rob Reiner the movie director; no evidence has yet been found of a historical genetic experiment responsible for this coincidence - something which Dan Brown is also unaware of.
  • Has been quoted on numerous occasions to believe that absolutely nobody can eat a whole pumpkin.

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