Now that Halle Berry reveals that she chats anonymously on the Internet, it's time I came out clean and reproduced this Instant Messaging session with her (my secret online handle is Abdul_Hashim_Cool_Dude, for those who didn't know):

Anonymous_Girl_HB: Hello there, handsome.

Abdul_Hashim_Cool_Dude: My God, you sound like Halle Berry!

Anonymous_Girl_HB: How on earth do you know that?

Abdul_Hashim_Cool_Dude: What are you wearing?

Anonymous_Girl_HB: Well, today I went shopping and spotted these amazing pairs of shoes, so I bought the store.

Abdul_Hashim_Cool_Dude: Will you marry me?

Anonymous_Girl_HB: Yes, that is an important question, and you sound like a very nice guy.

Abdul_Hashim_Cool_Dude: You are very very sexy.

Anonymous_Girl_HB: I know, that's what I've been trying to tell you. Men think I am sexy but I think I am just an object that everyone treats like a woman.

Abdul_Hashim_Cool_Dude: Please convert before we can marry, my mother will not allow otherwise.